saddest thing I’ve ever seen
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gotdangit i just realized i have to work a double on 4/20. that sucks. i’m gonna try really hard to work in a smoke anyways.
hahaha this is why rain confuses and frighten texans
by myself.
Text me so I can drunk text you back.
you think she has to practice that face in the mirror? probably not.
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The evolution of Nintendo controller
N64 makes my heart skip a beat
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I am an invisible man. No I am not a spook like those who haunted Edgar Allen Poe: Nor am I one of your Hollywood movie ectoplasms. I am a man of substance, of flesh and bone, fiber and liquids - and I might even be said to possess a mind. I am invisible, simply because people refuse to see me. — Ralph Ellison, Invisible Man (via libraryland)
In the middle of the night she woke up dreaming of huge white heads like turnips, that came trailing after her, at the end of interminable necks, and with vast black eyes. But being a sensible woman, she subdued her terrors and turned over and went to sleep again. — H.G. Wells, The Invisible Man (via libraryland)
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I just want my husband to come home and make me something to eat and tell me it’s okay.
“First step towards becoming homo sapiens.”
Garden romance by designer Sydney Baumgartner in Santa Barbara.
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